Does he know me or what?
Last night my Better Half was sorting through the mail and catalogs. He lingered over the latest from Victoria's Secret. "Should I leave you two alone?" I inquired. "Nah," he said. "But I think there's something in here you'll really like!" He handed me the catalog, and I began flipping through it. Stuck in the middle was a postcard announcing a 25% off sale at a local yarn shop. "Woohoo!" I yelled, "there definitely *was* something in here I like...oh, wait. That's what you meant."